Monday, December 8, 2008

One for the Ex Pats

This one goes out to our dear friends who turned tail and ran from this extraordinary piece of earth we call Toronto...

as you both are sitting around, dreaming of paris, sipping strawberry-mango juice, basking in the desert heat, here is a little piece of the free city, some memories of home to keep you through bedouin nights.

We finally had a real snowfall this past weekend. Not these light flurries/wet snow that still seem to frighten the sense out of drivers. No this was a real snowfall, with gently swaying to the ground and accumulating. This time the snow stayed on the ground, blankets of white swirling on the pavement and decorating the roofs. Winter did her long extended entrance to this season, a slow waltz that looked perfect.

Here is the part you won't miss.

-20 yesterday and Saturday with the windchill. howling winds, rattling tree branches on Saturday. Sharp winds the sting the face and parts of the body not adequately covered. Freezing nose hairs, Freezing facial hair and Freezing snot. Ice tip fingers and Ice tip toes. Long streams of steam with every breath and involuntarily creeping upwards of shoulders, clenching of jaws, tightening of muscles.

You don't miss that do you? Postcards are pretty, being in them maybe not so much.

However there are good things to the cold. It feels clean every time you breath. This season of death seems to wash things clean, erase them with bitter cold until renewal is the only option. Winter weather is lonely weather. This nights are longer, the sun turns its back on us earlier each day and comes out later each morning. It feels like a long season, moments outside are heavier, steps take longer, the outside world is a chore. A season of dying in itself lends to loneliness, sadness that longer nights can only bring, despair that cold weather can only bring. Now if you are without kin or kindred or have been during a winter you know what I am talking about. If however you blessed with love and companionship than winter can be a beautiful time that defies the dark charms of that icy lady. It is a time to get close, to huddle up and cuddle up. To unreservedly drink hot chocolates and teams, egg nogs and rum, ciders and spirits. It is a time to warm each other up, for thick blankets and cozy slippers. We parade in pajamas and long sleeves. Hot showers feel all the better during colder days and nights. Candles and soft lighting become la mode and hearty meals full of goodness and warmth are eagerly anticipated. You can go skating or just walk around outside (if dressed of course), throw snowballs, get frosty then come in after a day and look forward to getting warm.

The best part of winter however?

Rosy cheeks. Hands down. Girls look so pretty with rosy cheeks. Especially my girl. Rosy red cheeks make her a different sort of pretty that I love and love.

So while you sit there getting sand in your eyes and shoes, sweating in december, though we might grumble, the winter can still be a pretty pretty sight. As I write this, snow is falling again ever so softly, and it looks so fine. I'll take that all the time and I'll miss it if I ever go.

I was born in february after all.

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"this has been an extended weather report from the Free City."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Is Democracy Dead?

no.

Rather I see this as a triumph for democracy. Not just because parties whose ideologies that are much closer to mine may have the chance to govern. It is a triumph because the majority of the people could not trust an economist during a recession with a majority government. The majority of Canada supported the three other parties and I would put forth the rebellious notion that having the three opposition parties in power is perhaps the most democratic solution to this quagmire as it would support the interests of the voting majority.

This morning driving to work I was listening to the FAN590 and on the Gord Stellick "show" and the Mike Hogan bullpen they were all railing against this coalition saying it is shallow and sickening, undemocratic! send the people back to the polls!

I understand somewhat this vitriol. The probably voted conservative and having a lame duck leader like Dion make this power grab (because I acknowledge it is a power grab that came about at an opportune time) is unsettling. Yet none of them before the last election railed against Harper for breaking a law (his own) and setting an election trying to capture a majority. That too was a shameful power grab (one that came about at an opportune time). Now Mike Hogan was in his own words pissed and sickened this morning regarding these happenings. He talked poetic about how he is pro-canada, supports Canadian athletes and Canadian sport, does everything he can to promote Canadian talent on his radio show. The inference here was that this gave him license to say that as a Canadian this makes him sick and pissed and not very proud to be a Canadian. Well if someone has a radio show in Canada and does everything they can to promote Canadian talent then they've done their job and Bravo. This must not be confused with license to spit garbage about politics on a SPORTS SHOW! You are doing a sports show and yes there are political bumblings going on but if you want to talk politics, blog or get a new job talking politics in the media. Using the pulpit to convince people of your unwavering patriotism and parlaying that to convince people that makes you a bonafide pundit is something that makes me pissed and sick. I tune into sports radio to hear about sports and the politics of sport. If you want talk about how in sports some of the most democratic people and owners end up becoming entirely communist in how they run leagues, pay salaries and control personnel behaviour. If politics is interfering in sports or trudging the ground of sport (tax payer subsidies for stadiums for example or no allowing tobacco sponsorship of sports teams/franchises) then talk about politics as it relates to that aspect. If the above doesn't apply, stop being so damn grandiose about your "feelings." Get back to sports.

I have to believe though that Harper brought this on himself. Now asking the GG to suspend parliament is also a ploy of political gamesmanship and Harper is well within his rights to ask, so we may not see a new(old) government until February and I'm cool with that. Harper can bankrupt the tory coffers in the meantime through advertising how much of a undemocratic usurpation of power this is and that is fine. I don't like it but fine, well within his rights. This would not have happened if he had stuck to the principle of working within parliament for solutions since he has a MINORITY not a majority of seats. Harper said he wanted to wipe the slate clean, start fresh with the other folks on the Hill to solve the acrimony of the last parliament (which was his ludicrous excuse for calling an early election). Then he poisoned pilled an economic statement to bankrupt the other parties (something the alliance and opposition conservatives never considering putting forth as a motion) and made it a confidence vote. Now I don't buy the whole "there was not stimulus plan so we have to act in the best interests of Canada" excuse by the other three. That smells like horseshit no matter where on the divide you stand. They used it as an excuse to throw this Tory government down and establish a parliament that can work together and hopefully create an infrastructure that respects labour, manufacturing, infrastructure, the environment and of course the arts. All Harper was doing was doing his best to ensure that the next time he broke election laws no one could financially challenge him and he could end up with the majority he so desperately covets. So really who is doing the power grabbing? Harper was fine with coalitions 4 years ago as Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition, was fine with it when he was merging the alliance and Conservatives and now all of a sudden the duty to protect parliament from dissolving is undemocratic? This also smells like horseshit no matter where you stand.

So we wait with bated breath (at least folks in the cities, Atlantic Canada and Quebec) to see who wins this chess match, but at least Canadian politics and the British Parliamentary System has become sexy again. This is so much fun to watch. 3/4 is better than 1/4 and a coalition of ideas and participation may be what this country and politics in general needs. So here's to working together. Let's hope it saves this country To the Democratic-Liberal Bloc, let's hope it saves the country.

I leave you with the words of Thom Yorke.

bring down the government

they don't...

they don't speak for us...

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"This has been a amusing musing from the free city."

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Random Swirlings From the Milk in My Brain

Been awhile, been awhile. Pleased to make your re-acquaintance sirs and madams.

Update from the land of back...not really a clean bill of health but good news in general! I have arthritis in my back! Awesome! Just what I was hoping for. Basically the trauma of the now infamous snowstorm/car push incident degenerated an already degenerating disc in my thoracic region to pretty much collapse. From their it became infected which was why I had such severe pain, the radiating, burning pain, intense spasms and pain that would crawl across my upper body and stiffen muscles i never thought existed. All this could have been avoided if my doctor had taken me seriously when I complained of the pain I was feeling instead of dismissing me and with medication my pain would have had the strong possibility being tempered and resolved afr earlier than june/july when it started to ease substantially. I'm not bitter about it anymore, i've moved past that, but i confess to being disappointed and letdown by the whole process. There are two things I've learned and can pass on for others who may one day find themselves in similar positions (though I truly hope not).

1. The human body is a crazy contraption. The human mind is even more extraorindary. Have faith in yourself and your surroundings. Having good people around you helps this enormously, but if you start living day to day and believe in the old saying "this too shall pass," it will. It takes time and copious amounts of patience but it does work and you feel better for having endured.

2. If you feel pain, fight for it. Impress upon your physicians and specialists what the pain is like and DEMAND better care. It is your right. Don't just ask, being meek allowed my standard of care to be diminished and for my pain to circumvent what I am entitled to receive in health care. I cannot stress this enough, DEMAND more. Do not take no as an answer, harass the doctors until they fight for you, otherwise they won't and will just move on to the next patient and collect the money from the government. Take a cynical approach and that way you will fulfill your responsibility to yourself and force the health care professionals to take responsibility for their jobs and duty of care.

So i've been cleared to run and exercise with weights and I have a lot of physical body work I need to catch up on. I didn't quite forget how good it feels to work out, but it has become more fun than i remembered and I am by most accounts, happy and doing well. Thank you.

A quick shout-out to the dirty 'Shwa. I just want to applaud this once mighty blue collar town. In the midst of an economic crisis that saw their city crumble, that has decimated jobs in their town and has increased their unemployment rate due to their heavy dependence on American car manufacturers, they held their resolve and voted conservative in the federal elections. There are no accolades I can heap upon this city and its people to do it justice. BRAVO Oshawa, BRAVO! You voted for a government that scorns your labour, that has tried its level best to discourage investment in Ontario and is now looking to bail out the auto companies that have pissed away your pension and severed your jobs while your jobs will most likely not come back without proper investment in future technologies in your city. Once more, BRAVO! Ladies and Gents, a round of boisterous applause for Oshawa! A city hell bent on Hari-kiri.

The wife and I went to the old city of Montréal for our anniversary. We were debating between being in Ontario and going to Montréal and did we ever make the right choice. I swear that this is such a wonderful wonderful place to visit and walk and eat. When you get their you get stuck in time, feel the history soak into your bones in every breath you take. The cuisine is beyond amazing and the culture has no rival anywhere in Canada. It is such a fun city to be in at anytime and a very very pretty city. Trees line streets, the buildings do not impose on the skyline but rather are moderate in height and rich in character and architecture. One day I see myself there, once I'm a writer for real for real, just living and playing in that grand old city. If you have a chance, go to Montréal, go to tam-tams, l'avenue, la banquise (thanks meryl), schwartz's and most of all get a transit pass, hop off the train and just walk around. It is a city designed for pedestrians with its spacious sidewalks sprinkled with trees, its hills and a certain je ne sais quoi that gives life to even tempered hearts. Em and I went on walks at midnight through downtown, nestling close to each other and the ghosts of the city breathing in the fragrance of that beautiful place. Montréal Je T'adore.

Our 4 play pass to the Toronto theatre company Soulpepper just finished with our viewing this past friday of Top Girls. Extremely well done play and wonderfully acted. Every performance was stellar, the lighting was perfect, the music set the tone well and it was paced with veteran style. We had seats right in front of the stage and it was slightly unnerving to be less than 4 feet from some of the scenes but an experience that was eye opening and made me appreciate live theatre much much more. The other plays we saw this year were As You Like It, Uncle Vanya and Raisin in the Sun. All plays were great but As You Like It was the weakest of the four we say. The other three each had their merits and I cannot choose just one which stood above the rest. The actors they get at Soulpepper are phenomenal and the dedication of the staff and artists of the company show how seriously they take theatre. Soulpepper is one of my favourite things about this city and I urge any of you with even the slightest passion for art, culture or the medium of performance to check out a play. Its a great night out, the distillery is a nice cozy romantic enclave and there are enough restaurants and drinks to suit any discerning taste. They have some really great plays coming up in the next season like Antigone, Glengarry Glen Ross and Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf coming up in the new season, so if your looking for a night out, there's an idea. Also they have a student program where you can get tickets for any night (under $30!) and a 21-30 program where if you are between 21 - 30 years of age you can get a ticket to a show for $28 the night of by going to the box office. Really, what are you waiting for? Go now and support the arts in Toronto, support culture because Lord knows our government will everything it can to make this country into a sterile artless, brainless, formless country in the service of Godmoney.

Sorry for the delay folks, we've been busy and I haven't had as much time to update, but I will try to write some more in the coming weeks. Oh yeah, went to the Leafs-Habs game (HNIC BABY!) last saturday and witnessed a storybook thrashing of the Canadiens. Beautiful to watch and be a part of and nice to send the Habs off the ice with a NA-NA-NA-HEY-HEY-HEY GOODBYE chant with 5 minutes left in the third. As always GO LEAFS GO!

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"This has been a delayed broadcast from the Free City."

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance - Aristotle

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Oh Canada!

Oh Canada!

How could you? I really don't want to overly proselytize, but this is the best we as a country could do? 59% voter turnout, yes ladies and gentlemen, stand and applaud democracy.

I said i wasn't going to vote and I didn't, sort of. How does this give me license to grumble? Well thanks to my dear wife and the EDGE 102, I was able be counted and not vote. Here is the dirty little secret Elections Canada does not want you to know. You can register to vote at a polling station then when they hand you the ballot, you hand it right back (blank of course) and say I refuse to vote, I am protesting. They then have to put the ballot in a separate pile and mark down the vote as "protest." Pretty cool eh? Now it seems that even the lovely people at Elections Canada have no clue about this. I called them yesterday to find out for sure if protest vote was a valid option. The gentleman on the other side of the phone said that I should mark an "X" beside all the candidates names as a protest vote. I proceeded to inform him that this was in fact illegal (yes ballot spoiling is a federal offense carrying a 500.00 fine and the small possibility of jail time), whereupon he proceeded to get flustered and went to talk to his manager. The manager eventually confirmed that to submit a protest vote, one must do exactly as previously mentioned, hand back the blank ballot and affirm the vote is a protest. Again, I find this very cool indeed.

Now why did i protest and not submit a vote for any party? There are a few key reasons which I will explain.

1. There was no candidate I wanted to vote for in full. I like Layton just fine, would be fine and actually happy with him as PM, but he had chances to bring the last government down and instead propped them up. In fact it was the NDP that supported a no confidence with the Tories to bring down the Paul Martin minority which led to our dear leader taking office. That to me is inexcusable and I could not with any heart or conscience vote NDP. The greens, well, they still have issues and are not solid enough to get my vote, the liberals are dysfunctional and pompous and don't get me started on the Tories who are pompous and dysfunctional. I have previously stated that if i lived in a BLOC riding, i would be a staunch BLOC supporter. Duceppe is the only leader I truly have faith in and he is the only leader who has his country's best interest at heart.

2. Until there is proportional representation, I don't think the vote is fair and therefore is flawed. Here is my example of this. I have a broken car. It still works, but is dangerous to drive and might just give up any moment. Just because i have a car does not mean i should drive it. It is not an inherent right to drive the car, it is a right by proxy. Similarly with the election, just because I have the "right" to vote does not mean I should exercise it. If the system is broken and refuses to be fixed or even looked at, then why vote? It is not an inherent right of citizenship, it is a right by proxy which should be exercised with care.

3. Most importantly this was an ILLEGAL election. Our Dear Leader broke the law in calling this election. Not only broke the law but broke his own law! By saying parliament was dysfunctional (read: no one is doing exactly as I tell them), Harper, riding support numbers near or at 40% nationally, called an election. This was a despotic move, one that was so arrogant, so hypocritical, so callous in the disregard of principle and loyalty to a man's word that anyone who voted for him should question why they voted for him in the first place. The only thing i could do was protest a vote that ate up over 400 million dollars during an economic panic and was called only to stroke ego and manipulate the citizenry and parliament. This vote should never have happened nor been allowed on these terms, terms our dear leader himself set and held up as a bastion of citizen focused consensus and integral to democracy. All in all, this old/new government has done nothing more than embolden the mock in democracy to absurd heights.

But now back to the political clime...oftentimes i feel like i am on an island with few peers. I wish to stress that this is not arrogance, I do not believe I am better than other people, but when I see such folly in the elections, it only strengthens this perception. I remember when the Martin government fell and the tory ads had the tagline "Stand up for Canada." During that campaign, our dear leader promised an elected senate, then went ahead and appointed a senator. He promised fixed election dates, every four years (unless the government fell by way of no confidence), then broke his own law. He bribed a dying member of parliament with a life insurance policy to rejoin the tory caucus, lied about doing so then admitted doing so. He said there would be no fixed pullout date for the Afghan war, then affixed a pullout date for the mission. So the question I pose to you, my fellow Canadians, who voted for Our Dear Leader in the previous election: Is this the Canada you stood up for? Our Dear Leader promised an accountable government, then reneged on the promise basically trampling all over the Gomery report which accused his sitting government of the same practices that led to the sponsorship scandal. He promised a government that was honest, that you could rely on to keep its promises, then time and again showed how little he valued your faith and how highly he valued his own reflection. He plagiarized speeches and adopted policies from the neo-cons of Australia and America saying they were his policies. He sent envoys to world summits that blocked bills and binding resolutions to GUARANTEE CLEAN WATER for the most impoverished of our earth. This was chicanery and thuggery on a level even Vegas isn't privy to.

You have to hand it to the man though, he ran an effective campaign and even though he blipped, managed to dupe people into believing he is honest and the best fit for the job. He focused on the Liberals knowing full well that most of this country sees only two parties as effective. He showed images of a stumbling Dion then yelled HIGHER TAXES! HIGHER FOOD! cajoling the public through false fear and borderline defamation.

I am really disappointed in Ontario though most of all. The west we concede, but our province here? He has a finance minister who told the global business community not to invest in Ontario, was a finance minister under the Harris regime which decimated Ontario and brought us to a recession earlier than the rest of Canada (we are seeing the effects now) and Ontarians forgot. We forgot what it was like during the Harris years when our teachers were laid off en masse, were treated like incurable infections and our public school system spat upon. They laid off nurses, took no initiatives in qualifying immigrants for degree required positions, left our province in shambles and racked up a massive deficit by MAKING CUTS! And we forgot, gave the cons a free pass to destroy Ontario with last night's election. I am not even angry, just ashamed that we allowed this to happen. It is a sad sad time when we allow the murderers of our province to be the pallbearers for its funeral.

All in all we have a few things to be thankful for. Perhaps this is strawgrasping or trying to find a silver lining in an ever greying sky, but here they are.

1. Thank God for cities. Except for Calgary, the major cities in Canada (Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver) sharply slapped the conservatives in the face and elected only Liberal, BLOC, or NDP. While Tory support grew in the suburb/metropolitan areas, city folk understand how detrimental a tory government is for cities that have wholly different and unique challenges to face. With increased populations, issues such as immigration, transportation, housing and environmental impact due to increased consumption are demanding attention and are pressing on municipal/provincial/federal governments to stand up for cities. We now have a government that thinks nothing of any city not named Calgary, but in small part the cities prevented a majority.

2. The NDP made gains. These gains, if the Liberals can gain back support over the next few years (here's a hint, bring in TRUDEAU for leadership), they may well lose those gains quickly. The NDP's, like the cons, encroached into liberal territory and are now, for the time being at least, acting as a legitimate buffer and viable third option. The best story of the night was an NDP candidate getting elected in Edmonton, beating out tory incumbent Rahim Jaffer. Nevermind that Jaffer is a sellout to his people, the NDP did what the liberals haven't been able to do, namely win a seat in Alberta. In fact the NDP made great strides through the prairies and west and it is now Jack's job to make sure that the seeds thus far planted, are watered and grown.

3. Thank God for the non-Canadians, they helped stop a Tory majority. We can thank the peoples of Quebec and Newfoundland for this. Both these provinces have historically been wary of Ottawa and it showed last night. The other night, at the in-laws we were relayed a story about Newfoundlanders. Em's aunt told us she once taught a girl from Newfoundland ho had a thick newfie accent. This girl would get teased quite a bit and, Em's aunt took her aside one day to reassure her that the students were jesting. The young girl replied back, that's ok, when I tell my parents what the kids say at school, we just have a good laugh at the Canadians." Speaks volumes on how these provinces view our confederation. Isn't it ironic that perhaps we Canada was just saved by people's who are half-heartedly Canadian?

4. This was Our Dear Leader's chance. he had a majority in the grasp of his claws and let it slip. The most astute observation of this election happened last night on CBC by a comedian. He said (i'm paraphrasing) that Our Dear Leader found himself in the spotlight during economic turmoil. Our Dear Leader is an economist and flirting with a majority, this was his big moment to make a tory majority, to distinguish himself as an economist amidst a storm. In all, he failed. He gained seats, made progress in Ontario, but in the end failed. he lost Quebec (the key to his wished for majority) by making controversial arts cuts which struck at the core of Québecois culture and mistrust of Ottawa censorship. Popular support for the Tories stayed relatively even, meaning that Canadians by and large do not trust Our Dear Leader with the keys to a majority. They showed last night a desire to weather the storm but not give the ruling party a carte blanche. This must dismay Our Dear Leader. The public showed it does not have full confidence in an economist during a possible economic crisis.

So now Our Dear Leader has taken Dion's idea of having a ministers meeting on the economy and has drafted a six step plan (Dion had a five step plan and during the debates and Our Dear Leader blasted Dion for panicking when he offered this plan and meeting). He was handed ideas by all parties on how to gain popular support during the second term and manage an economic crisis. Quite Savvy. This while campaign has been an exercise in obdurate and recalcitrant behaviour from Our Dear Leader. The best thing is we are less than 18 months away from the Olympics in our country and you can bet dollars to tarsands that Our Dear Leader will want to be the leader during that showcase of the West. So there will be no more elections for 18 months (the usual standard for a minority government) unless popular support crashes and the Liberals can mount a strong challenge. For better and most likely worse, we are stuck. Expect new hard drug laws and copyright bills to pass soon, expect the downtown eastside in Vancouver to lose their methadone and addictions support centres very soon and expect a jolly if not false face to be put upon our dear dear country as we approach 2010. The True North Strongly Shackled indeed.

I leave you now with the wisdom of Pete Townshend, a man much wiser than myself.

Come meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

peace,love,FREEDOM,JUSTICE

-s

"This has been a non paid political message from the Free City. Never more Free than it is today."

Friday, October 10, 2008

The Real Opening Night

Get out the chalk

Mark the streets from Bloor, east and west

Mark the streets from Yonge, north and south

Mark the beginning of a long awaited parade

Cover every inch of this teeming metropolis

Fly your flags, sound your horns, chant the old refrain

Wear your hats, your toques

Wear the jersey proud, defiant, loyal

Crack the champagne, sip from the cup of victory had and

victory to come

Show those ink hands how wonderful hope is

Show them all how hope rebels, how hope can be the margin of victory

Show them, you young men of our brigade how our hope is in their youth

Show them why it still matters for this city, this city of cities, of nations and men

Show us young man, just enlisted, now deploying, what it is to be a hero as a child

Speak soft for the moment, guard your exuberance, play like a storm that has fooled the earth

Take this place, this time, this town by its flaming devilled horns

Arrest its motion

Shine bright, shine long, shine forever, shine among these bright city lights, over these Babylon towers

This city, this city, is all yours, all for you to take,

Be princes be kings,

Become Gods,

Among these hallowed streets of people and places, you can

legend,

you can become ghosts and walk among the saints of our nation,

blue and white

Help us believe once more

We do nothing better, we want nothing more

Nice game last night, well played defensively for the most part. I'm hesitant to not give the leafs their due, but I wonder if the wings didn't take the leafs lightly, and perhaps not play to their potential while the leafs perhaps exceeded their. That being said, the leafs played really well, really hard. The threw the body, fought for pucks and position and played a solid solid defensive game. It was fun to watch. Toskala once again looked solid.

Ten minutes before Don Cherry tore into the Leafs Management, I was thinking the same thing he was about to say. In fact, in my head, I was thinking I hope Don goes off on MLSE and then BAM! it happens. Spot on Don. Ron Wilson is a good coach but the decision by management to team up drive a steamroller over its players is cringe worthy. Shameful. Like Don, I feel sorry for the young men who have to hear that replayed over and over in this city, that they suck and aren't worthy of playing junior.

On the other hand,this could be the sly-est manoeuvre they could make. Tell the kids they are going to talk ill of them in the media but let them play beyond expectations with everything to gain. Reverse media psychology might be the best thing to happen to this team.

Those cuff links Don was wearing...i want them. Sooooo nice.

Jim Hughson is still the best play-by-play we have in this country for any sport. The colour guy from last night was pretty awful, but Jim Hughson can take a gam on his shoulders with sock puppets doing the colour.

One of the biggest complaints I hear about our dear Bob Cole is that he has become so senile that he refers to players other than Leaf players by their numbers often because many players these days have names he can't pronounce. I think that for this Leaf season, he might just have to start referring to Leaf players by their numbers...names like Grabovski, Kulemin and Finger are sure to trip him up. Hilarity will ensue. Can't wait for Saturday night.

You know during the yankee VP debates everyone was waiting for Palin to lay an egg along the lines of saying "darn right immigrants need to be shot, it will provide American jobs, and Joe Pubilc, Russia is invading my backyard" before Joe biden mauled her and beat her over the head with a mike? Similar to last night's Leaf game. Everyone was waiting for the leafs to roll over or collapse, make some serious gaffe and for the Wings to exploit them without mercy. Funny thing is, like the Palin debates, the Leafs surprised, held their own and the other team was as flaccid as a nursing home.

Wait did i just compare a republican vice presidential candidate debate to the Leafs?

Did I just compare American politics to the Leafs? You now have permission to fire hockey pucks at my head. Someone save me.

This is such a great time of year in this city. We are buzzing with Leaf talk. The chatterbugs are out in full force on the radio. The air is crisp, the trees look pretty. Autumn has finally taken hold of this wonderful city and Hockey Night In Canada is one day away. Basketball season is less than three weeks away and the NFL is in full swing. A beautiful time if there ever was.

Oh, and the con/harper attack on Dion is just puerile, childish and speaks volumes on how the conservatives view anyone who cannot speak english as if it were their mother tongue. I am flabbergasted by how low some people can sink. Does our leader need to be able to speak English? Yes, there isn't a doubt about that. Is Dion's English perfect? No, that is obvious, it is not his primary language. He has done well enough so far in English, and if elected Prime Minister, his English will get better, he will be forced to learn the language better and probably get tutoring. He didn't understand the grammatical complexities of a question. This was bound to happen to someone who is primarily a French speaker or even a speaker of another language as primary when confronted with an inquiry in secondary language. Harper himself didn't know the french word for "trillion," (it's actually billion). If Harper had to conduct the greater part of his interviews in French it is logical to conclude that at some point he would make a grammatical error and/or grammatically misunderstood. However it stands to the character of others (except maybe Duceppe) that they would not stoop to petty parlour tricks a defame a man's character based on linguistic quirks and misunderstandings. They would show class, something the cons sorely lack, something i believe they long ago pissed away. That stunt by the cons was deplorable and shame on them.

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"this has been a moment of delirium from the Free City."

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Happenings

Looks like the cons are coming back down to earth...4 points up on the libs with one week to go...by calling the election, did harper just end up pulling a joe clark?

Still undecided if i'm voting, but if i do, it goes to the NDP...unless i were in québec, then i would be a fierce bloc supporter...

i noticed during the yankee debates last night that both mccain and obama are left-handed...this goes to show, that with the devil hand you too can rule the world.

leaf season starts tomorrow...very excited to either see a team growing and winning 25-35 games or as I will venture, a team with expectations so low they have everything to gain and will finish about 5-8 in the eastern conference...mark my delusional words, the leafs will make the playoffs.

The eagles are really pissing me off and it is about time donovan just shut up and play ball. Him opening his mouth, no matter how well intentioned is just not working...also as i keep lamenting, the eagles secondary plain sucks in pass coverage...

shouldn't those ceo's of the bailout companies, who for years lavished themselves with perks and obnoxious salaries be forced to pay that back? the merril Lynch ceo game himself 25 million AS A BONUS last year! The Lehman brothers ceo has amassed a salary/bonus fortune over 400 million! So then what is the plan? have the taxpayer subsidize the rich while they get poorer by the day...oh America, you are such a beacon to the world, a fine example of a shining light in dark times.

I don't think the celtics are going to repeat as atlantic division champs and being the homer that I am, I say the Raps take it within a margin of 4 games. IF JERMAINE STAYS HEALTHY! otherwise, raps finish 6th.

i often feel i am on a different planet then most people. This was most evident after the english federal debates where most respondents to a poll said they believed harper had won. Regardless of my own political affiliation, i wonder how this was remotely possible. He was hammered, and while he was his usual calm, cool, collected self (read arrogant, self-serving, autocratic) he couldn't defend his positions logically. Staying the course? that so far has turned out well for the yanks in terms of economic and military hasn't it??? For someone who is an economist, he really is putting his designation to shame. I guess we wait for the "undecideds" to decide the election on tuesday coming.

this is all i can think of right now...sllllllllllllllllllllow day and i'm getting sleepy.

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"this has been a collection of random thoughts from the Free City."

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Amerida

Saw the french debates last night. Hate the new format of having the leaders sit at a round table instead of at a podium. Looks too comfortable and amiable and this is federal debate for the highest elected office in the country. You need to be standing to deliver a message, not sitting around like it's a coffee break.

I gained some respect for Dion last night. That isn't saying much since I had about zero to -10 respect for him before. He was feisty when he needed to be and showed some anger at points. In fact all leaders did except for stephen who was calm and cool as per his usual elitist self. Now Dion didn't do anything extraordinary, he did however show some fire in his responses and retorts. About damn time. There were moments when he stuttered in French and this won't help him in the Anglo debates tonight. He already comes off in the press as being flighty and scared and stumbles and stutters, no matter how passionate and sensible the ideas always plays like someone scared and a fool with no ground to stand on.

Stephen never looked at the camera. He just kept looking down at the table or at his lap, never really bothering to look at the camera which in effect represents the eyes of the Canadian public. As always there was an arrogance in his manner that is startling and his responses were so completely blasé. He knows he is going to win and he is approaching this whole election charade as so. From where he stands, good for him...bad for us but good for him. This is his election to lose and so far he has done enough to win and need not be concerned about anything until someone goes for his political throat and calls him out properly and soundly.

If you however want to know how stephen is trying his level best to americanize this country, you need look no further than his left suit coat lapel. On it was a nice Canadian flag pin. Eerily reminiscent of those american flag pins that have showed up after september 11th 2001. Remember how obama was roundly chastised by the american press and punditry for not wearing a flag pin and was eventually forced to wear one to confirm his loyalty and patriotism to the united states? So stephen is playing the same symbol card. He wears a flag on his person, therefore he is the most patriotic and best suited to lead the country.

My dear friends, it is one thing to wear a ornamental flag pin on your clothing. It is quite another to carry that flag in your heart. stephen, i fear has never had the honour or privilege of experiencing the latter.

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"This has been a non-paid political observation from within the Free City."

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Tuesday

wa Aleykum As-Salaam Waljee 1 & 2.

I highly suspect you don't, but is there any precipitation in Kuwait? I know it is a desert, but is there ever any rain? After two years would you miss rain? Even a small shower? Would you remember well enough what a thunderstorm sounds like? I don't think I could personally live without rain, it possesses me far too deeply.

It is raining this morning in Toronto. Wet, gray, rainy day, slick city streets, the pitterpatter of raindrops humming against windows and earth. The sky is dark, it is the last day of september and after an especially wet summer, it looks to be a wet fall. The leaves have already started to turn, the DVP should soon look like an orchestra of seasonal colour and the city and its trees will soon enjoy the last gasps of 2008.

Would you miss autumn? You may never miss the cold, but will you miss the snow? Will you miss how the seasons shift both the earth and the mind? How thoughts in the winter reach corners inside you that no other season has license to explore?

How about hockey? How different will it be to hear the Leafs and step out into sunshine rather than a cool, sometimes bitter cold night with only the moon to guide your eyes?

Is wishing for a summer reprieve the if it is summer all the time? Is sunshine better understood, warmth better felt if you have felt the freeze in your bones and the loneliness of a winter night?

i wonder all the time

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"This has been an inquiry from within the Free City."

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Dumb Commercials Vol.1

he more we watch tv (and increasingly the internet) the more we are subjected to dumb commercials. This is i agree, inevitable as ad revenue "allows" shows to be on the air and for us to get our entertainment fixes. Is it however too much to ask for commercials that are engaging or that warrant our 30 seconds of our mindspace?

Recent commercials that have either annoyed me, insulted my intelligence or just straight pissed me off are the following. Expect this to become a regular fixture here in the Free City.

Captain Morgan's Ad: You've seen this one, two sloshed wastes of air go into a pizza joint and order a pizza for delivery then proceed to passenger the delivery guy's vehicle. They get home, slam the door in the face of the gentleman who gave them a ride. The delivery is then forced to ring the doorbell to have one of the idiot pair snatch the pizza so he can be on the way. Thereafter we see these two crown princes of intelligence strike the cap'n morgan pose while a voice over (possibly another drunk) tells us to drink responsibly. Can anyone please tell me how spending your last cent on pizza instead of a taxi, accosting a delivery person to give you a ride and then forgetting about your pizza once you arrive home is responsible? Shouldn't you perhaps have laid off the rum just a little bit to ensure you safely got home without putting a nighttime delivery person in possible danger? How about even having enough to tip the poor sap who drove you home? How does anything in this commercial constitute responsible consummation of an alcoholic beverage? What you didn't drink and drive? Congratulations, here is a Nobel Peace Prize. If i was that driver I would have taken a bottle of the captain's rum and levelled it into the face of these two yahoos, then finished the commercial by eating a slice of their pizza and saying "next time stop drinking when you've reached your limit jackass."

Futureshop: Any commercials from this enterprise are sure to make you put hot sauce down your pants but there are three that really stand out for sheer buffoonery and borderline criminal behaviour (if not just outright illegal behaviour).

1. Futureshop guy comes to a nice white family's front yard (private property mind you) and proceeds to tell the patriarch that he's getting a new TV! This is fine until one you realize there is snow on the ground so we are near Christmas and two when the wife, after the husbands expresses confusion about a TV he never purchased, awkwardly mumbles "surprise." First why would you come to someones house as a futureshop employee without their prior permission? Isn't this trespass? Does Futureshop condone the harassment of its clientele by having employees stalk customers who've made large purchases? Does the behaviour of the employee make you want to shop at futureshop ever again, especially seeing as how they just sucked the joy right out of your Christmas and robbed you of a nice, thoughtful surprise by your wife? How do you de-traumatize the kids who have just been accosted by some high on red bull futureshop peon? This commercial is bad but...

2. Some other peon weaves a tale of a student who just bought a laptop, then proceeds to go to the students dorm (wherever it may be) opens the door and finds him sleeping? This is just damn creepy. I bought a laptop from you. Your chain served its purpose, we exchanged money, i don't ever want to see you again unless my warranty says i have to. This does not mean rumble over to my dorm and enter into my residence. This does not give you permission to open my room door and spy on me sleeping in my underwear. What is it about futureshop and this consuming need to interact with customers outside of the business? Are the peons that lonely? Not enough facebook friends? I don't get it but the next one I don't get even more...

3. This guy comes on (I first heard this on the radio) and proceeds to list the symptoms of a PC that has crashed and the experience of one who has just lost everything they keep on their computer. They tell you they have a solution! You will be able to retrieve all that information and pictures of the family you thought had been extinguished to the recesses of the BSOD. They are just about to give you the pertinent information when THE COMMERCIAL IS INTERRUPTED TO SHOW YOU SALES THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AT FUTURE SHOP! What The Hell! How in the whole wide world does this make me want to do business with futureshop? You just helped me experience the worst come-down since that tylenol incident a few years ago and now you want me to give you money? you want me to buy a cd, a tv and hell even a new computer? Damnnit i want MY COMPUTER! I'm going nuts trying to get back pictures of my kid from the last family vacation and see if i can somehow find my budget i saved on my computer and you want me to be a patron of your store? What coked out executive gave the greenlight to any of these above ads?

WALMART (cue booing)

There are these series of ads of people staring hypnotically at their wal-mart bill while all manner of wal-mart peons follow them through their day saying "it's true." This ad is supposed to show that even you will be amazed at how much you can save at wal-mart (provided you have the heart to look past their union-busting, cheap products made by impoverished children, their habit of destroying small towns). What bothers me about this is that these employees stalk you everywhere you go, they even come to your house in the middle of the night. Not only that but they do so cheerfully! Why are they so happy to commit harassment? Is this a greater statement about the insidious and often over reaching grasp of wal-mart? should we be concerned that their employees are now making it their job to inflict their presence on us at every hour? Like futureshop, does wal-mart condone the practice of its peon staff shadowing their clientele with big shit-eating grins saying "it's true?" i'm not sure, but i sure am glad i don't shop there.

TRIMARK Investments - Gretzky and Richard

I saw this last night and I was horrified. As any hockey loving person i was horrified. As a fan of the Rocket and his importance to hockey I was horrified. The commercials starts with the Rocket skating deftly around the ice, controlling the puck only as he could, in black and white. Then out of nowhere comes a young wayne gretzky(also in black and white) takes a pass from Richard and they both go on playing some hockey and at the end skate together while the Trimark logo comes on the screen and some voice says something along the lines of "bringing great together." First question: Who had the balls to make this ad? Second Question: Who had the balls to greenlight this ad and think this is a good thing? Now i must stress I'm not surprised that gretzky, the great lip-service Canadian whore, participated in this atrocity. That man would sell his image to melamine laced milk as long as he got paid. It's the person who let them use the Rocket's image who I have a problem with. What right do they have to say Richard would have done a commercial with gretzky, let alone some investment firm? How did an icon's image become appropriated for non hockey profit and when did this become a reasonable idea? The Rocket, was a patriot. By patriot, I mean he had a passion for his people and country and played hockey for his people and his country. By his people and his country I mean the french people and the french nation, or the Québec nation. He was someone who was always true to his country (within a united Canada of course right stephen?). He made it in the anglo dominated world of hockey, an anglo dominated country and is one of the best to ever skate the ice. He was Qubécois, they even rioted for him. He was by all accounts, a man of steadfast principle, who played hockey because he loved it, not because it loved him. The "great one' on the other hand has been nothing more than someone who played the game because it loved him back. He was a phenomenal player and talent and changed hockey more than anyone since bobby orr, but he was a lip-service Canadian who whored hockey to the states and his image to the highest bidder. In that commercial there might be two legends, but there is only one man. Whoever thought of this ad, more specifically whoever sold out Richard to Trimark should be beaten with a hockey stick and I believe that the nation of Québec (within a united Canada) now has just cause to be a sovereign nation (without a united Canada). Montréal - get out your riot clothes...PLEASE!

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"This has been an angry 'letter to the editor' found in the Free City.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Sports, mostly football

ow long until the league just turns away from T.O?

As Chris Collinsworth said last night, 1/3 of Dallas' offense revolved around T.O. and yet he is still upset! Last week during the Cowboys-Packers game, around the beginning, Romo threw a pass to T.O. that he missed and the camera caught them both glancing at each other. Owens' glance was quite pissy and Romo was looking at him like "I'm the quarterback, keep jawing at me and you are going to get more passes like that."

Everywhere that Owens has played in the NFL, he has thrown his quarterback to the wolves, derided his teams and his coaches all while sincerely believing that in order to win a championship, teams need him.

Yet teams do fine with him or without him. He becomes so cancerous, he requires aggressive removal wherever he goes. Why can't this guy stay happy? What is it about his ego that cannot let him work with others as a team player for extended periods? he good news in all of this is that Dallas has the Owens factor which in most cases works against a team and if Dallas doesn't get to the Superbowl this year, the team will implode with Owens standing by himself waving at his teammates as the bus he's driving runs right over them. This is good because it helps my Eagles so I don't feel bad about this at all.

How long can the Eagles rely on corners and safties that can't cover high school receivers? Really, having Kyle Orton throw three touchdowns on your team is enough to warrant a week of brutal passes. Orton isn't someone who should be leading a CFL team let alone the Chicago Bears.

That being said, Donovan didn't play well, shoulder must be hurt. I'm not making excuses but he didn't look right. The Bears D did look solid however. Monsters. The best part of watching my team lost was watching the defense it lost to. John Madden was rambling away last night on how the Eagles D shows different looks, showing blitz then dropping into coverage. Madden didn't mention how the bears perfected this last night. The Bears' linebackers would line up, threaten blitz, stay in their position then quickly drop back into coverage.

That's part of the poetry of football. The looks. The movements. Being a statue, staying still until the ball snaps and then executing the play.

Last thought on the Eagles game. Westbrook is out, so you decide to use your backup runningback 3 times to get a touchdown at the goal line? Has Andy Reid been taking some of his son's heroin? Not one play for Mcnabb to throw or option-run 2yards for the endzone? Awful.

Say what I will about Brett Favre, he can still throw the ball. No one has a cannon arm like he does. 6 touchdowns?!? Don't worry, at some point the Madden curse will strike...

In hockey news, Pogge needs much more time at least in order to get some patience and learn how to play at the NHL level. At least Toskala can bridge that timeframe. Ron Wilson got upset at the media for asking about the pre-season losses. I agree with him saying that he doesn't care about pre-season results and his using the exhibition games to test younger players. He did however take a head coaching job with the Leafs. Shouldn't he expect the same questions and over zealous media to hound him during practice let alone exhibition games and regular season. I bet he hits a reporter by December.

Mets collapse again, cheering for the cubbies.

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"this has been a sports report from the Free City."

The Experiment

I was thinking last week about doing something a bit different on the blog. Was thinking how listening to music, some lines jump out at you and begin throttling your imagination. Thought that perhaps a way of dealing with this would be to take such a line and expand on the idea, however it made your thoughts and blood flow at at a given point. Then version 2.0 suggested much the same so that confirmed the validity of the idea and I decided i might as well experiment.

"Yo, it kinda made me think of way back when,

I was the portrait of an artist as a young man." (Talib Kweli)

Given to remember

How I used to scribe everything on crumpled paper

That fit it my pocket,

whose words sought no profit

Yet, whatever was said and scribbled in the flashes of youth

Swirled across the sky at sunset as evening brought truth

Once, I once thought of my place in the world

Beside

That ginger haired girl

We would take the air we breathed and cup it in our hands

Made a wish; blew it out, over across the land

I stood beside her gazing across

A mutual horizon spinning our thoughts

Art is nothing more than the ache in my heart

Art is nothing more than playing our part

If love is to save all who come and move within our sphere

Then our art shall have nothing to fear

You will paint the stress and the peace of a mind ravaged

I shall create a story of a time that is savage

Then once upon sometime not too far from now

We will say we loved, we made art and knew how

peacelovefreedomejustice

-s

"this has been an experiment from the Free City."

Sunday, September 28, 2008

For The Waljee's (and anyone else)

Hey guys,

Glad to see you back on the grid and glad to see everything is settling down and you're settling in. It was good to talk to you on Sunday.

I've decided that as punishment for you abandonment of us citizens in the Free City, I'm going to start doing posts where I make you miss Toronto as much as i can...

i know i'm mean, but do you expect any less of me? vengeance is mine.

Last week, I was driving on O'connor, windows down. The air has become cooler at night, it was about 8 p.m., the sky was getting dark. Just driving and thinking about the past year, cool autumn air touching my cheek. Then that smell. You know the one. It lingers all across O'connor drive until just past woodbine. The smell that makes everything ok, that makes everything seem like it will fall into place, that you are home, that has been a part of my city for as long as i can remember. The smell of Peak Freans cookies. How when you catch that scent, even a hint of it, the warm, warm sugar dancing in the night air, you are home and how it makes you feel that cookies are the solutions to all of life's offerings, good and bad.

how much do you miss home now?

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"this has been a memory found in the Free City."

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

i like sports, therefore i write about sports sometimes...so hooray

Watched some of the leaf pre-season last night and here are some thoughts. Joseph looked soft and over commited a couple of times and let in a soft goal. Looks like he's nervous to be back in T.O. (given how he left years ago i don't blame him).

Dominic Moore looked great. He plays hard and has a nice shot. His first goal was nothing short of sniperiffic.

Luke Schen played well for the minutes he got. He probably won't crack the roster (please let him develop) but he seems like a player in the same mold as Dion Phaneuf...a shutdown defenceman who can beat you from the point in the offensive zone. I'm excited.

The leafs almost blew the game late, are still showing the aggravating penchant for taking stupid penalties and their late game defence is quite quite suspect.

I hope Carlo stays healthier for a period longer than it takes me to write this sentence. At this point doesn't the universe perhaps owe him a break or at the least maybe it might want to look away and give this guy just one healthy pro season? It's like it has come to the point that whenever he laces his skates the city is holding its collective breath and muttering a prayer for him. If he's healthy he easily becomes a top3 defencemen on this team.

At 1st intermission, Darren Millard and Bill Watters were interviewing Cliff Fletcher just beside the rink. This interview has me convinced about two thngs:

  1. Cliff Fletcher is lying about Mats Sundin. He knows what Sundin is going to do.
  2. Bill Watters has confirmed my suspicions that he is a bona fide asshole and grade A dick.

On the first point, I came to this conclusion as Darren Millard asked Fletcher (for what must seem to Cliff like the 56546762th time) about his knowledge of Mats Sundin's plans. If you can somehow see this interview somewhere in the corridors of the internet watch this. Cliff was sitting with his legs apart, casually. Immediately after being asked, he closed his legs together and tightened his grip on the mic. His free hand, as he was answering the question, was fidgety with his index fingermaking small strokes on his thumb. His body language to me suggested that he is hiding something. My specualtion is that Mats has decided to train in Sweden without the camera's harrassing him and has told Cliff he will be ready but does not want to play in meaningless exhibition games. I think Mats is coming back by either the first game against Detroit or by the first HNIC against Montréal. If this is the case, good for Mats. No sense risking injury in games that don't count and you can evaluate the talent from Stockholm before you come over and see if it is worth your while. Keep your body for games that net points not games made for shareholder and concession profit.

The second point was confirmed to me during this whole questioning. Cliff, part way through answering, began to cough and looked really cold sitting so close to the rink, away from the nice cozy heated GM box. Don't forget that the Silver Fox is 73 years old and has been spending the bulk of time over the last few years in Florida. He's old and that kind of temperature at ice level can't be doing him favours. So as he's coughing, trying his level best not to look like a poor old man, Bill Watters decides to keep throwing questions at him. Cliff coughs some more and starts looking more and more physically uncomfortable. I felt really bad for Cliff. He's practically dying and Bill Watters is there sitting all serious like he's a real journalist posing tough but necessary questions. Thankfully Darren Millard noticed Cliff wasn't doing well, made quick eye contact with the segment cameraman and when Bill decided to ask ANOTHER questions, Millard quickly cut him off and said they ran out of time and had to go. Kudos to Millard for giving someone who needed stop the opportunity. I'm disguested by Bill Watters' behaviour. If you've ever heard his radio show, you'll notice he's just as pompous there as he was last night. This guy is the king of misery, the eternal pessimist (which given the leafs the last few years is justifiable) and speaks to others as if his knowledge of hockey is vastly superior to theirs and holds more water (no pun) than theirs. On his radio show he talks to "hockey people" so this attitude is downright rude. Now last night he was either as i said, an asshole and dick for how he treated someone who couldn't continue an interview, or so immensly ignorant he should apply for American citizenship. I go with the former since it is terribly difficult to not notice someone shivering and coughing every third word without some sympathy.

NFL stuff

The Jags in the second half perfected the peyton manning defense. This translates to using a running game clock to keep peyton on the bench. Manning was on the field in the second half for less than 4 minutes! Granted the offense needs to do it's job by making first downs and they were able to do that by running the hell out of the ball on a woeful Indy run defense an then using every second of a 40 second play clock for each play. Point in case, with little time remaining in the 4th quarter (2:36), manning drove his team down the field and got them a touchdown. The Jags defense almost blew the game for them, lucky they have a kicker that can make a 51 yard try.

I think I can tell you what is happening in Big Ben's head right now, starting from last summer until Sunday's Eagles loss.

BEN: Please sign Faneca. I don't care what he wants sign him. He's the only person on the line that can block.

MGMT: How much money did we make today? Wow that's alot! let's go to the racetrack. Oh Ben, hi, did you need something?

BEN: Yes damnnit. Sign Faneca or I'm going to get injured and Byron Leftwich will end up being your starting quarterback. Really sign, him, do whatever it takes. PLEASE!

MGMT: We have leftwich? Wow! Wait sign who?

BEN: FANECA YOU RETARDED HANDFUL OF PEBBLES! You know, pro bowl guard, the guy who helped achieve a perfect passer rating, contributes to my not eating the turf every week. The guy you drafted 26th overall, who has been here for ten years, has helped you win a superbowl, made willie parker into a star and is consistently chosen by fans as of the best ever to put on this uniform.

MGMT: Calm down Ben. Now look see here. We make lots of money. The way for us to make more money is to not pay this (consulting with suits)...Faneca person some money. We need money to make bets at the racetrack and with this ownership situtation, we may need to make more bets. This (consulting with suits)...Faneca can disappear as far as I care. Wait we won a Superbowl? WOW! That's fantastic. Great news Ben, keep up the good work.

BEN: Where's the hell did I leave my motorcycle keys, I think I need to go for another ride without a helmet.

MGMT: Great! Wish you all the best Ben.

fast forward to Philly Game

Philly sacks Ben 8 times, re-injuring his left shoulder and causing a throwing arm injury.

Sack 1: BEN: FUCK!

MGMT: huh what...there's a football game on? What we're losing?

Sack 2-8: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTERFUCK FUCK. OW!

MGMT: Leftwich plays for us? Wow great news! We won't miss a beat now that Ben might be hurt.

Leftwich gets sacked for the philly defence's ninth sack of the game.

MGMT: hmmm...looks like we need a centre...let's draft one next year (suits nod vigorously)

See, i told you i had psychic powers.

In Brett Favre news, the Madden curse seems to alive and kicking with a vengeance. Aside from the first game where they played a weak Miami team (maybe not so weak after this past weekend), Favre has looked like a sack of dirt. Granted, 30 days with a new team is not enough to know the wives names of you o-line let alone a brand new 400 page playbook. But then whose fault is that? Favre is throwing to imaginary receivers, is not adjusting to the receiver play on the field is looks desperate when he makes a deep throw. It's as if he is thinking his repuation is at stak on gettting the deep ball for a score and cementing is legend status. You know what he's right. His legend is at stake because instead of retiring after a good season, he came back to a team that is followed by the New York City Media, without learning a playbook and every game he looks older and older and none the wiser. This is what happens when the only training you do in the offseason is calling press conferences instead of lifting, conditioning and LEARNING A PLAYBOOK. Favre does have some time to adjust, but it better be quick and he better learn fast otherwise, cause the Bills are running away with the division and the AFC is much tougher than the Jets for a wildcard spot. I did notice that as the game wore on, Favre started to use the BLUE 58 snap count. Aaron Rodgers has been using this snap this season. Perhaps the Jets need to adjust to Favre then, and let him run a Packer offense for the season for any hope at success?

Thank God Philly's defence stood up. Bravo. Bravo to the D-coordinator for the blitzes. This is where that defense excels, at blitzing from different angles, stopping the run and putting a Qb under duress. They are built for that type of game. I also hope Westbrook is ok, because as much as we need McNabb, we need Westbrook twice as much. He is the ofensive focal point, all schemes both offensive and opposing defensive revolve around him and his abilities to exploit and break the game open from numerous sets and positions. That being said, I really really really hope McNabb stays healthylonger than it takes for me to finish this sentence Not only is Kolb not ready to lead this team, McNabb is a personal favourite and he is as injury prone as a Bagdhad resident.

ok, c'est tout. Ciao

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"this has been a sports report from the free city."

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Greetings.

At work today...so far very slow day. As of this moment 6 hours to go and last night I decided that if I was faced with a long stretch of time at work today I would post something about myself. This then is a variation on all those e-mails that ask you questions about yourself like do your wear boxers or briefs, do you prefer long walks or drives blah blah blah. I'm going to change this a bit and list a top 50 favourite things. Now I'm starting with a presumed goal of 50 though this could get out of hand real quick and it might end up being 264 or something like that. Some of the questions i already posed to myself last night, others i will just pose to myself as I go along, so yes this will be a meandering rambling post that is surely going to stall at points while i digress on topics.

Before i start however, i have a new nickname for the duration of my ankle injury. I was going between hop-along, hoppity and even Dr. House. I've settled on a moniker bequeathed to me by the mrs. so for the immediate future i will now be hobbles. Hobbles Hashmani. It rocks yo.

And begin...

  1. Favourite Band - Nirvana
  2. Favourite Band other than Nirvana - Toss up between Pearl Jam & Radiohead
  3. Favourite Sports Team - Toronto Maple Laughs I MEAN LEAFS!!! (i joke, i kid)
  4. Favourite Toronto Borough - The Mighty East York
  5. Favourite City other than hometown - Ville Marie more commonly know as Montréal
  6. Favourite Restaurant - Another Toss up -> Morty's Pub in Waterloo, The Yellow Griffin Pub in West Toronto (Etobicoke) and L'Avenue in Montréal
  7. Favourite Food - Suicide Wings
  8. Favourite Beverage - Toronto tap water, water in general
  9. Favourite Beer - Bottle = Molson Dry, Pint = Waterloo Dark
  10. Favourite Alcoholic Beverage - Scotch (Red wine a close second)
  11. Favourite Kitchen Appliance - Coffee Press
  12. Favourite Caffeinated Drink - Coffee, strong coffee taken black
  13. Favourite fruit - Apple
  14. Favourite Vegetable - Pickle
  15. Favourite 3 topping pizza - Banana peppers, pineapple and green olives
  16. Favourite 2 slice bread sandwich - peanut butter and pickles (see told you i'm crazy)
  17. Favourite Song - After much deliberation on this one and if at gunpoint I was asked to name one song, it would have be yellow ledbetter. No song I think has meant more to me when i think about it. I quote the song incessantly, lines from it constantly march through my head, I hear the drum fills, the guitar solos all the time. A lot of my outlook on life was shaped by the lyrics (or at least the accepted transcription of the lyrics) and the little moments in the song like when Eddie says "make me cry" and the guitar solo kicks in or when he says "on a weekend i wanna wish it all away" stick to my insides something beautiful. The little falsetto Eddie does at the end when he sings "I don't wanna stay" circles in my brain all the time. It is one of those rare pieces of art you wish you had truly done yourself and are a little jealous of. I wish I had wrote that so bad and yet I'm so happy I've heard that song. Just real pretty and real sad, the way I like my music. Damnnit now it got stuck in my head again, though this isn't a bad thing.
  18. Favourite Instrument - Toss up between electric guitar and the violin...nothing breaks me like long sustained notes from either of the instruments.
  19. Favourite Movie - Waking Life
  20. Favourite Animated Movie - without counting waking life, South Park
  21. Favourite Street - Victoria Park
  22. Favourite Bus Route - 34 Eglinton East from Eglinton to Kennedy or Kennedy to Eglinton
  23. Favourite Streetcar route - 504 King Car
  24. Favourite Book - Toss up again --> One Hundred Years of Solitude, Midnight's Children, The Catcher in the Rye, 1984, l'étranger, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, The Grapes of Wrath
  25. Favourite Poet - Toss Up between Walt Whitman and W.B. Yeats
  26. Favourite Poem - The Moving Finger by Omar Khyyam
  27. Favourite Rapper - All Time = Biggie Smalls, Current = K'naan
  28. Favourite Video Game System - Xbox 360
  29. Favourite Daily Newspaper - The Toronto Star
  30. Favourite Clothing Apparel - Once upon a long time ago I would have said jeans. I love jeans, but lately over I guess the last few years I love hats. Love 'Em. Even though I have long hair and some hats look crazystupid on me, I still dig hats. So I would have to say hats are my favourite apparel, with my blue Timberland fishing cap and my Toronto Maple Leaf pompom toque taking top honours.
  31. Favourite High School Subject - English
  32. Favourite University Course - Toss up between Race and English Literature with Dr. Easton and Post Colonial Literature 1&2 with Dr. Smyth
  33. Favourite Footwear - Sandals or my Homer Simpson slippers
  34. Favourite Upper Body Clothing - Hoodie
  35. Favourite time of day - Twilight/dusk
  36. Favourite Season - Fall
  37. Favourite sound - Rain
  38. Favourite whim of Mother Nature - Thunderstorms
  39. Favourite video game - There are many so by category then: Sports = NHL 94/09, RPG = Kingdom Hearts, Fighting = Marvel Vs. Street Fighter, FPS = Gears of War, Puzzle = Lumines PSP, Racing = Cruisin' USA arcade, Sandbox = GTA IV, Platform = SuperMario3 & Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Beat 'Em Up = TMNT arcade
  40. Favourite type of food - whatever western/canadian/american is...y'know things like hamburgers, hot dogs, simple pasta's with meat sauce, pizza etc...
  41. Favourite Bar - Morty's Pub
  42. Favourite walking spot - Anywhere on the Bruce Trail
  43. Favourite city/town/hamlet/settlement in Ontario not named Toronto - Goderich
  44. Favourite play - Hamlet by Shakespeare & Endgame by Samuel Beckett
  45. Favourite Commercial Pizza Chain - Pizza Hut hands down
  46. Favourite Pizza - Deep Dish Pizza from PIzzeria Uno in Chicago
  47. Favourite Concert - Toss up between Pearl Jam @ the ACC all those years ago (is this crazy mary jason?) and the Roots at the Guvernment
  48. Favourite Vice - Smoking
  49. Favourite Number(s) - 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 & 42 (wink wink)...if forced to choose one number then 15. Or 6.
  50. Favourite trilogy - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy trilogy of 5 (narrowly beating out the Matrix trilogy)
  51. Favourite TV show - All time = The Simpsons, Current = Lost
  52. Favourite TV character - Animated = Bart Simpson, Live = Sawyer from Lost, Marlo Stanfield, Stringer Bell, Avon Barksdale & Omar Little from The Wire
  53. Favourite Soda Pop - Dr. Pepper
  54. Favourite Chocolate/Candy Bar - Skor
  55. Favourite Chips - Hostess Ketchup or PC Buffalo Wings & Blue Cheese
  56. Favourite Ninja Turtle - Michaelangelo
  57. Favourite Ghost Buster - Egon
  58. Favourite Charity - Aga Khan Foundation
  59. Favourite Cuss Word - Fuck
  60. Favourite Accessory - Wedding Ring
  61. Favourite Album Title - Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness
  62. Favourite Non Maple Sport to Watch on TV - NFL Football
  63. Favourite Sports Position - Quarterback
  64. Favourite EPL team - Arsenal
  65. Favourite Sleep Aid - My Baby Blanket...yes i still have, yes i still use it, no i don't care
  66. Favourite Over the Counter Medicine - NeoCitron (tea for sick people, close second is any variation of Robaxacet)
  67. Favourite News Show - CBC Newsworld
  68. Favourite Girl Part - Breasts hands down. Nice Legs too are wicked
  69. Favourite personal feature - My hair. It so rocks. Glorious in fact.
  70. Favourite prayer - Nadi Ali
  71. Favourite Ginan - Maal Khajeena Bohotaj Bhareeyaa
  72. Favourite Hymn - Amazing Grace
  73. Favourite Skyline - Toronto, duh
  74. Favourite Radio Station - The Fan590
  75. Favourite Classical Composer - Chopin
  76. Favourite Highway - DVP/Gardiner...now when there is little or flowing traffic, there is nothing like the turns, bends and winding portions of the parkway/expressway. It's fun to drive, to take the corners and come up on the city as it just pops up and stretches out before you. Fucking cool.
  77. Favourite Toy from youth - Transformers Command Centre
  78. Favourite Colour - not a colour guy, i like shades and black is the favourite. If forced to pick a colour then electric blue.
  79. Favourite friend - Wife and Brother (see how i try to trick myself and get me into trouble...oh Hobbles you severely strange man)
  80. Favourite Tea - Chai
  81. Favourite Mall - Scarborough Town Centre
  82. Favourite Commercial Bookstore - Indigo/Chapters @ Yonge/Eglinton
  83. Favourite Used Bookstore - BMV @ Yonge/Eglinton & Seekers Used Books 509 Bloor Street West (Bloor & Bathurst)
  84. Favourite Actor - Ed Norton (close second would be Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington & Brad Pitt)
  85. Favourite Director - Quentin Tarantino & Richard Linklater
  86. Favourite Actress - Keira Knightley
  87. Favourite Star Wars Character - R2D2
  88. Favourite Cinema - Beaches Theatre
  89. Favourite Stage - Soulpepper
  90. Favourite OLGC game - ProLine Pro Picks
  91. Favourite Type of Red Wine - Shiraz
  92. Favourite Type of White Wine - Pinot Grigot
  93. Favourite Stand Up Comedy - Eddie Murphy Delirious
  94. Favourite Comedian - Dave Chappelle...his body of work holds up well better than anyone else's and he is consistently pee your pants funny.
  95. Favourite Comic - Sandman Series (Preacher is a very very close second is this might very well become interchangeable in the coming years)
  96. Favourite Comic Character - Marvel = Gambit DC = Morpheus of Dream, Cassidy and Jesse Custer
  97. Favourite Fast Food - I don't eat fast food other than subway, mr.sub and popeyes. But if forced to choose I would say Burger King because there really is nothing like a well made whopper with cheese or their chicken sandwiches.
  98. Favourite Fast Food Side - Old School McDonalds Fries with enough salt to create a replica of Lot's wife (remember when they used to actually salt the fries???) and a buttermilk biscuit from popeyes.
  99. Favourite Toronto Park - Sunnybrook
  100. Favourite Grocery Store - Sobey's in Waterloo @ Columbia & Fischer-Hallman
  101. Favourite Sports Logo - Old Toronto Maple Leaf insignia, the 36 point leaf
  102. Favourite Harry Potter Movie - Azkaban
  103. Favourite Lord of the Rings Movie - Two Towers
  104. Favourite Canadian band - If K'naan and his posse doesn't count then Arcade Fire
  105. Favourite Musical Artist not named Kurt Cobain - Bob Marley
  106. Favourite Comic Villain - Marvel = Magneto DC = Saint of Killers
  107. Favourite Bird - Phoenix
  108. Favourite Bird that actually exists (or existed without mythological emphasis) - Hawk
  109. Favourite Animal - Liger...it's pretty much my favourite animal and just might have skills in magic. Seriously, yes a liger would be my favourite even though i have never see one.
  110. favourite of the 5 senses - sight
  111. Favourite hobby - All Time = Reading Current = stealing souls
  112. Favourite sandwich topping - Mayonaise
  113. Favourite Salad Dressing - Blue Cheese
  114. Favourite Play -by - Play Announcer - Jim Hughson
  115. Favourite Online Retailer - Amazon.ca BUT mostly their used book/media section where amazon acts as broker and you buy directly from other people.
  116. Favourite clothing on a girl - Skirt (close second is a Tank Top & also now that i think of it a really well filled out sweater)
  117. Favourite Cologne - Burberry
  118. Favourite juice - Carrot and also StrawberryMango from middle eastern restaurants
  119. Favourite Shwarma place - Maroush in downtown ottawa and Mubarak in London, ont
  120. Favourite Gyro - Square boy or Messini's
  121. Favourite Board Game - Chess
  122. Favourite Political Philosophy - Du Contract Social & of the course The Communist Manifesto
  123. Favourite of the 99 names - Al Muqtadir
  124. Favourite Brand - Johnny Walker
  125. Favourite Cover - Where Did You Sleep Last Night
  126. Favourite Nickname - Scatterbrain Saff
  127. Favourite Comic Strip - Toss up between Calvin & Hobbes and The Boondocks
  128. Favourite Accent - British
  129. Favourite Language - Le French

So there you have it kids, those are some of my favourite things. Don't you feel enlightened and like you know me, the great Genie-S better? Well i hope you do. I certainly learned something today, which is mostly that a 9:30 to 6 shift really sucks on a Saturday but is made bearable knowing i wrote a meandering blog post on the public dime. Cheers to me.

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s a.k.a Hobbles

"This has been a retrieved consumer survey from within the free city"

Thursday, September 18, 2008

in between my thoughts and the hue

Alright kids, here is the new deal...

Sunday, I received another favour from the universe i call home. High ankle sprain, rolled both inside and outside left ankle. Typically a 4-6 recovery, or 6-10 weeks depending on severity. Based on the conditions, looks like the latter since it seems like a 2nd degree sprain. Good news: no fracture detected. Bad news: in addition to the back i am now out with a foot (in john madden speak). Thus continues the wonderful Hashmani year of good health and good cheer, sprawling back to last november when the new mrs. broke the arm and has continued to now and this new set of (mis)fortune. All told I am doing well, I hurt but that has just become the incumbent physical response of the last year so we move and deal with it. I'd be lying if I said i didn't feel sorry for myself (a little), despondent (for a bit), angry (usual scenario from yours truly) and exasperated (tiring doesn't even explain this whole parade). Things happen though, for better or worse, they occur. You respond. If the defense if playing you tight, take what it gives you and open it up until they play you honestly. Apologies for the sports analogies, but hey this is me, expect any less?

Didn't think so.

So wait and see is the game again. Patience beyond measure is called for and again an opportunity arises to make myself better through the relentess tearing apart of my expectations forcing me and mine to make adjustments. All cool though, this is how we learn and how we respond to ourselves and others in times we perceive as difficult will define our character and strength. The Hemingway hero is a good way to go. Grace under pressure, dignity under duress. I am grateful for the chance and happy i didn't break anything or that the severity isn't worse.

quick NFL thoughts...

Young QB's on fire: Rivers, Rodgers, Cutler. Looking spectacular. I know the chargers haven't won a game yet, but that last one was straight thievery by the refs and hell i hate san diego but i will afford them that respect.

Thing is with these quarterback's is this: They all came in as young guns, highly touted. They however each came into situations where other QB's were veterans and performing well so they had to ride the pine and play with the 2nd team. In this regard they had to do more strength and conditioning and practice drills the QB 1 normally wouldn't expend to much time on as it might impact gameday ability. So now these kids are throwing bombs, showing incredible maturity and react abilities and are able to read defenses better than say Alex Smith, Vince Young, Matt Leinart and Tavaris Jackson. In that latter group you have two national champion QB's (leinart and young) and a Heisman winner (leinart). Yet they haven't transitioned to elite QB status yet or even mediocre QB status yet. Sure some of the young QB's play for better teams but Vince Young plays on a team with a killer defense, Leinart has two pro bowl calibre receivers to play catch with and Smith has a monster TE adn a running back that is scary good. Jackson has Adrian Peterson, a back that rushing 150+ ypg so far and he can't convert that to a win yet. Lesson? LET THE KIDS LEARN HOW TO PLAY NFL FOOTBALL and LEARN HOW TO BE MEN before you toss them to the wolves.

The philly-dallas game was sick. LIKE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! McNabb made some key errors, but has shown he is back and when his top two receivers come back, then the NFC EAST is toast. I am however worried about the 2nd half run defense of Philly which was not able to contain marion barber and their secondary which couldn't cover wheelchair football receivers if they were asked to. I mean seriously, that secondary got torched something awful and it was a shame to watch. Putting a 36 year old Dawkins single coverage on T.O. was a coaching move that is suspect. The man is a run defense safety and using him to cover one of the best receivers to ever play the game is shady at best. Plus double covering Owens led to Jason Witten exploting the middle all night and he had a sprained shoulder! That defense needs to shore up fast and at least they have 15 more weeks to do so.

Indy was lucky to win that game. Manning looks like a shell of his former self after the snap. Their running game had better get better, learn how to extend the defense and their O-line has to be able to block something other than air for them to do anything this year. Bob Sanders is now out 4-6 with a high ankle sprain though he hasn't played a full season in the last 4 years so that was just a ticking time bomb. Can't wait for Sunday.

God I love football.

Last but not least Election stuff...

Chretien would never let this happen. He would fight. He might fight in a language no Canadian could understand but we wold all appreciate the spunk. I blame this current fiasco on the Paul Martin camp for basically handing the country to the conservatives with a cherry on top. Chretien scared Canadians of Harper and won a majority against him. Since then Professor Poop has done nothing but stutter his way into mid-september with a game plan that wouldn't win him a spot on the PTA.

I also throw blame on Jack Layton. He helped the conservatives get power by voting to dissolve the Martin minority and has basically given us this pseudo-dictatorship that consistently uses the "confidence" vote to pass ticky-tack, absurd and harmful long term legislation that is contrary to the spirit of this country. The politics of fear, VOTE OCT.14 for the best halloween costume for Prime Minister.

Once again i'm teetering between not voting and voting. I usually end up voting but I am still spouting the never tired slogan "don't vote. it only encourages them." I'll let you know what i'm doing when i figure it out even if it is election night.

Finally on the whole election thing, how is is Elizabeth May joining the debates a triumph for democracy? Because her party is running candidates in every riding? SO WHAT?!?! If the marijuana party did that it would be irresponsible for them to be in the debates. Same with the communist party. I believe that in order to participate in the debates you need to have some parlimentary standing and one seat in parliment doesn't measure up. Until the greens can make serious inroads with the Canadian people and until they can represent a fair total, they should not be involved in the debates. This is not a triumph of democracy but rather a triumph of childish squabbling and yelling. Hell the only reason the bloc remain in the debates is because they represent the 2nd largest province and at one time were her majesty's loyal opposition. But if their support erodes, they shouldn't be allowed to debate either seeing as they only run candidates in the Q and small segments of Frano-Ontario & Acadia. Shame on anyone who thinks this is a glorious victory for democracy rather than a bullshit sleight of hand by the liberals and greens to make googly eyes at each other on national tv.

anyways enough of that. Glad to be back typing and writing. Drop me a line folks (waljee/nerf looking in your sand infested direction) to say how things are...

peacelovefreedomjustice

-s

"This has been another broadcast from the Free City. Tune in next time for more of the same"

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Updates from the Land of Back Pain

quick update on the back.

saw a spinal surgeon/orthapaedic specialist on tuesday after waiting two months for this referral appointment (no i'm not bitter)...they still can't figure out what is wrong and have ordered more tests for me...namely another MRI (with contrast dye this time), more blood work and a TB test. Now I HAD an MRI in June, and i thought it was with contrast dye since i sucked down a whole bottle of orange popsicle tasting liquid the night before the test. I also had blood work done in May of which the same is being ordered again. Haven't had the TB test. I'm wondering then why was i referred to one doctor in early May only to get tests ordered by him, him read the results and then refer to another doctor (much younger than the previous doctor who informed me he no longer performs surgery) so i could wait 2 months and get referred for most of the same tests again! (see i'm not bitter).

So the first specialist gets to bill the province for my visit, then bill the province for my referral...ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the capitalisation of universal health care...if there is profit to be found it always will make itself visible to those who care to search it out.

Other than that though the MRI wait should be shorter this time since it will be at ScarGen which does 24/7 scans as opposed to ScarCentenarry which only does up to 11 pm scans and is part of rouge river which serves the nuclear holocaust we lovingly call Pickering.

Generally, I'm feeling more upbeat (yes it is hard to tell, i'm a very curmudgeonly young man), and learning to take things day by day, moment by moment and stop letting this whole ordeal govern my physical and emotional responses to the world. I have a wunderbar wife who makes it easier, a family that does much of the worrying for me and inexplicable still unconditionally loves me, and friends who still have their hearing to listen to me after all my ranting raving rambunctious regards. This makes things OK. I believe in tests in life (perhaps this makes it easier) adn so far this has been quite the test. I'm feeling better than i did in December, better than in May, better than in June, so perhaps patience is the key to my limited sanity. Physically there is much i want to do, excercise with weights being the foremost, learning how to jog the second, but when i get their it will be sweeter (i keep telling myself this) because i will have earned it through patience and misfortune. Right now this works for me. I've been upset and angry about this for too long and my mental health is now much more important to me. I'd rather be happy and try to live rather than want to live a specific way. Adjustments at the line ar key to a quarterback's success in this league. As long as i can identify the blitz (in this case an ego driven mind that increasingly wants wallow in misery) i can shift the line, audible the next course of action and try to hit my targets. It won't always work but it seems like a much healthier approach than throwing mental tantrums and feeling sorry for myself.

i can walk, i can sleep, i have a good life, one so far i can be proud of. I have good peoples and many people do not have my fortune. Do i wish things were different, sure, i'd be lying if i said i wish i wasn't better and i really want to hurt because it makes me stronger. I'm not an idiot, pain sucks plain and simple, it is not something people wish upon themselves for shits and giggles..most people. Do i regret how it happened that fateful december afternoon? no i don't, i would do it all again cause i did what i thought was right. That matters. I can either accept the process and move on or bitch until i'm hoarse and still be where i am. I'll choose the former from now since it has the least negative impact on my mental ability to be happy. Sure i'll probably complain about it now and then, its hard not to, but overall acceptance is the key to transcendence n'est pas?

You can file all this post under some hokey new age spiritual philosphy, i'm cool with that...but isn't this what we are taught? not just acceptance and moving one but acceptance and deliberation, acceptance and determination.

wish me luck kiddos, it ain't easy but nothing worth its salt ever is.

peace, love, freedom, justice

-

this message has been retrieved from a casualty within the borders of the free city.